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February 2012
November 2011
October 2011
September 2011
August 2011
June 2011
May 2011
April 2011
March 2011
- Treat Me Launches to Failure and Success
- New Auckland art gallery looking good
- Is it just me...
- Street art
- Dreams
- Teach a man to fish
- Jerry Mateparae, Badass
- Fair question.
February 2011
January 2011
December 2010
- Minigolf
- My new favourite bridge.
- Secret Spy Base
- Matakana public toilets.
- Having a good time on the hill.
- Very lovely.
- Very serious.
- From a hill in Matakana
- Franklin Rd Lights: a glimmer of hope amongst the trees
- Franklin Road
- Trouble
- Pav
- The Firebird
- Christmas Eve Dinner
- Anna Nicole
- This isn't nearly jingoistic enough.
- Escalator
- Escalator to... wait where is this thing going?
- View from Nozomi
- Sushi Dai at the Tsukiji Fish Market
- Tsukiji Tuna Auction
- Tsukiji Fishmarket
- Tokyo Tower
- Colonel Santa
- I was away.
- I was away.
October 2010
September 2010
August 2010
- Handaru baru.
- A little bit of irony...
- Delicious Vegetarian Chili
- Into the internet
- When you're going through hell, keep going.
- Cranking
June 2010
May 2010
- Super Trooper
- Mirror
- Morgster
- Iron Baby
- Creepy Robots.
- When you see it...
- Lust.
- Like a boss!
- Bill & Steve
- Do not do this.
- Fart tornado.
- Video Dump
- Action Manu - 48hours Short Film
March 2010
- Feel like a long cold glass of cider?
- Edgar Wright versus Jonah Hill & Michael Cera
- Homo Devil Machine
- It's not like that, he's my brother.
- Spoilers!
- I didn't do it.
- Predators
- From the wall of my doctor’s office
- Effects test.
- Blood: IBTBSTS
- Can she cook?
- Sel
- Remu-wera
- New Zealand, Supine
- Cucarachas
- Lizard
- Stroh Violins
- The Blue Bird
- Richard Dawkins
- Pixies
- Quit messing me around.
- Luxuriant.
- You gave us how much of what?
- Flavour of the Month
- Dosa
- Manicure
- RIDE!
- Obligatory Cute Cat Video
- OK Go's Climax of Rube Goldbergian Genius
- Lantern Festival Fireworks
- CHOPPAR!!!
February 2010
- Ladies
- Life at 600 FPS.
- Photobooth
- Horrific… but usable.
- I guess it’s good to be clear…
- Don't worry.
- Grown Ups
- Rip Torn was so drunk he unwittingly trained a dolphin to kill the President of the United States.
January 2010
- Form Paris With Love
- Hot Tub Time Machine
- I only wish our council was so forward-thinking.
- Glorious.
- Rangitoto crater.
- Rangitoto crater.
- Cat trap.
- Greatest something ever.
- A modest proposal.
- Mock pork.
- Ladies man.
- View from the pub.
- Just try not looking at the feet. I dare you.
- Light & time.
- Ultimate Christmas Tree Disposal
- You wouldn’t download a car.
- Tucker & Dale vs Evil
December 2009
- Another Kick-Ass Trailer
- How many baboons could you take in a giant dildo fight?
- Murray Christmas
- Britomart
- Moby’s James Bond Theme covered by duo playing Eigenharps
- The Making of the True Blood main titles
- Day of the Triffids
- Pygmy Hippos look like they’re from some other planet.
- How friggin’ awesome does this movie look?
- Brüno makes an unexpected appearance
- It’s cocktail time biiiiitches.
- It’s the same the world over.
- Epic Star Wars : The Phantom Menace Review.
- I want to take you to a gay bar.
- Zoom in, enhance that.
- The Stench of Inevitability
- A Modest Proposal
- Cupcake Tattoos
- Tattoo
- Fast like English girls.
- Windows Live Writer
- Shown Actual Size
- The moustache is coming along nicely.
November 2009
- The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
- Cake.
- 10yr-old gay rights activist has a posse
- Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.
- What? (old title)
- What's the time?
- The Website is Down
- So hot.
- Incredible close-up shots of giant leopard seal
- The hotness.
- Never Fail Delicious Rice Recipe
- So inappropriate
- Blendy's beautiful burgers.
- Superman
- Good intentions...
- How do you make an orgasm scary?
- Broccoli, beans, and couscous.
- From the sketch book.
- Cheese Toasties of Mass Destruction
- Beeeeeeans.
- Fire Alarm Frenzy
October 2009
- You don't get it?
- The A-Team
- New Project
- Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- Analysing New Aspirational Logos
- Fermented Spirulina
- The Bateman
- Cake.
- Relax.
- Freestyling.
- Late night fruit monster.
- Delightfully inappropriate dinner.
- Broccoli season.
- Down in my hood.
- blogs.
- Christmas every day.
- "Are you a ghost?"
- Rio 2016
September 2009
August 2009
- WHAT?
- Magic Trick That Makes Girls Cry
- Good day,
- Wait, what?
- What next?
- Irony?
- Out of stock.
- Warning!
- My new place.
- The End of The Monkey.
July 2009
- Good for your mouth, good for your soul, bad for your big fat arse.
- You say freedom of religion, I say freedom from religion
- I've never even been to Dargaville, officer.
- William Shatner's Sarah Palin Poetry Jam
- Good news everybody.
- Load of old rubbish.
- Regal.
- Hoverboards don't work on water.
- Never Not Working.
- A film so good they can't even rent it.
- Drive a bus, see the world.
- I'm a .greedy.nz
- Drunk Yoga
- Books for Retarded
- God's had another fantastic idea...
- Surviving the Death Race
- Super Slowmo Skateboard Tricks
- Artifacts
- Feijoa Cider
- My Problems Are Like So Important
- Impossible is the opposite of possible.
- My favourite span.
- An extremely good idea.
- A friend in need's a friend indeed.
- Bald man comb.
- This is a banner advert, right?
- Simple needs.
- The (Withdrawn) IE8 "Vomit" Video
- Zwei Sterben
- Winter time...
- Alan! Alan! Alan!
June 2009
- Just about time to move...
- Best potluck ever.
- Romantic dinner.
- Michelada time.
- A fast game is a good game.
- Unnecessarily Elaborate Cheese Toasties
- The Next Photo Would Have Been Awesome
- Larrikins on Vulcan Lane
- Secret Squirrel Shoe Sources.
- How many? What size?
- Spicy Dal
- Most Delicious Cornbread
- The Disappointment of Disappointment.
May 2009
- A funny thing happened to me on the way back to the real world...
- Poking at your brainmeat...
- Your holiday destination: Turangi with a stab wound.
- Portaloo? More like WAIT WHAT THE HELL-loo, amirite?
- Making another short...
- Would the real Windows 7 logo please stand up...
- Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
- Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)
- Trailer for our 48Hours short film competition entrant
- Townhall Lightshow
- My weekend...
- Hair update
- My what?
- I've been thinking about getting a new hairstyle...
- Aw, Snap!
- More like Shockwave Crash, amirite?
April 2009
- Rubbish graffiti...
- The Lovely Di
- What? You suck!
- Luger Boa at Kings Arms
- Watch them back.
- The Worst Passport Photo - IN THE WORLD
- The Fox is Colour Coordinated
- Electricity generation & demand site.
- The International (2009)
- What I hear when religionists speak...
- Another Laptop Hunters ad drops, misses the mark.
- Pear & Vanilla Crumble
- A problem of supply and demand.
- Something from the archives.
- Simple things.
- The stupidest spoiler.
- Chrome finally reveals an imperfection, however fleeting.
- Another 'laptop hunter' advert has dropped from the MS tree
- Perfect Boy
March 2009
- Pear & Vanilla Crumble
- Breakfast
- Secret underground atomic powered poker tournament
- Desperately clutching at failure
- Microsoft lay down the history of the internet.
- Cement splashes, wash car today
- The loneliest motorbike.
- Gentleman caller.
- Freedom woman of USA
- Maths is hard.
- More Reasons to Love Chrome - Security
- Chrome, Glorious Chrome
- Twins for dinner.
- Underway.
- No you!
- Hello, my name is...
- Voilà !
- Asus Don't Care About Geography
- Poor Apple
- Mothra!
February 2009
- Don't shit your pants.
- Pay peanuts, get monkeys.
- An unexpected visitor
- And I was so looking forward to it...
- In the Winter Gardens
- Wigglier than expected.
- Street art.
- Unintended delight.
- Only boring people keep the black rubbery things on the down side.
- I'm under no illusions.
- Screw
January 2009
- Ronald McDonald Accidentally The Whole Body
- Tanah Lot Tilt-shift
- Already feels like time for a break...
December 2008
November 2008
October 2008
September 2008
August 2008
- Hellboy II: The Golden Army
- Wanted (2008)
- 21 (2008)
- Diary of the Dead (2007)
- Super High Me (2007)
- Kung Fu Panda (2008)
- The X Files: I Want to Believe (2008)
- The Dark Knight (2008)
- Word love.
July 2008
- Hammer
- Twitter Redesign
- History, but not today in history...
- Hancock (2008)
- Stargate: Continuum (2008)
- Fashion worth getting a beating over...
- War Games : The Dead Code (2008)
June 2008
- The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)
- Untraceable (2008)
- The Incredible Hulk (2008)
- The Happening (2008)
- A Truly Delightful Spore Creature
- Ben Brown vs. The Zohan
- How to Rob a Bank (2007)
- So who won 48Hours Auckland?
- Hello internet.
- The Last Magic Show (2008)
- Phishing for Hilarity
May 2008
- 48Hours Short Film Production Photo
- Lions for Lambs (2007)
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
- Movie Making Weekend
- Dan in Real Life (2007)
- One Man Star Wars Trilogy
- Chips, Covered in Sauce
- Sausages with no sauce.
- Not that I have a paperless office...
- Who else but Vodafone...
- Doing Science on the Street
- Iron Man (2008)
April 2008
- 4 Beers
- Sausage Party
- Aporo
- Apple = Cool
- One of the Perils of Old
- Testing Your Priorities
- Poolholing Mark
- Semi Pro (2008)
- Never Back Down (2008)
- Cheeseburger
- Pizza Face and the Mad Moustachios
- Such a Sleep Disorder (3)
- Such a Sleep Disorder (2)
- Such a Sleep Disorder
March 2008
- Quick Drink, Stop, Stop, Stop, Don't Do It, Don't Do It, Don't Do It
- Rambo (2008)
- Quick Drink, Retread
- Shutter (2008)
- Smashing Pumpkins (& QOTSA)
- Hot Romance Action
- Drillbit Taylor (2008)
- Cake Sunday
- The Beer We Can Has Are Serious Issue
- Sniff, sniff.
- Mr Snuffles
- The Internets Are Great
- A Good Old Fashioned Ball Clubbing
- Personal Best
- Good, Good, Good, What
- The Chemical Brothers
February 2008
- Food Fight
- Newsflash: People don't give a shit about the Oscars
- 4 Girls, God is Dead
- Jumper (2008)
- Mofoingly juicy internets
- I Can Has Ollies?
- No Country for Old Men (2007)
- Michael Clayton (2007)
- Rogue Assassin (2007)
- Quick Drink, Redux
- Quick Drink
- MegaWebSt@tionGAMEBOX
- Birthday Dinner at The Engine Room
- Quotable Quotes, Morgan-style.
- What. The. Wallpaper?!
- Sir Ed
January 2008
- Skateboarders + Asplode = The Good
- Sad Pastiebear
- The Data So Far
- Sir Ed Street Art
- A Few Moments with Sir Ed
- Making babies.
- Cloverfield (2008)
- Cloverfield (2008)
- Aliens vs Predator - Requiem (2007)
- A future without studios?
- The easy way to get that trendy 'smashed up' look you've been after.
- 'Brand New' critique Auckland City logo...
- I am Legend (2007)
- Shawn the Sheep in bento form?
- Hancock (Teaser Trailer)
- Who even has tapes anymore?
- Death Proof (2007)
- Digital Daft Punk
- Which D&D character am I?
December 2007
- Pick-a-nick
- Werewolf!
- Making Christmas
- First we fight, then we have cake and icecream.
- Sorry.
- Island Time
- Wiimote Based Multi-touch
- Multi-User Handheld Projectors
- Return to Canaan Downs?
- I love Top Gear.
- 2 Girls, No God
- The White Planet (2007)
- Hitman (2007)
- Hot Rod (2007)
- Most Awesome Wedding Dance... Ever?
- Paint the planet.
November 2007
- Bowling for Palpatine.
- Chaton foie.
- A Heartwarming Traffic Experiment
- Just take the hint.
- Fracture (2007)
- Clean shaven.
- Sun, fun, and my big white bum.
- The satisfying ring of ears that have en(joy/dur)ed another big night out.
- O Hai Thans for the Kreen
- But do trust me when it comes to Californication.
- Never trust a critic.*
- 1408 (2007)
- We have
ExplosiveLife! - For relaxing times, make it BBQ time.
- Interview with Portal writer Erik Wolpaw
October 2007
- Eastern Promises (2007)
- Resident Evil : Extinction (2007)
- Portal
- Don't worry ladies, I'm an Aviator, don't you know?
- Slash solo.
- Test Assessment Report
- Rush Hour 3 (2007)
- Time for bed.
- Perfect Creature (2007)
- SkyCity Cinemas - Where Movies PaymentEngineException
- One of everything.
- Californication (TV, 2007)
- The Good Guy by Dean Koontz (2007)
- The Brave One (2007)
- The Devil Dared Me to (2007)
- Crank sequel coming next year?
- The Dreaming Void by Peter F. Hamilton (2007)
- Taranaki Falls.
- The Kingdom (2007)
- I'm happy for you not to vote.
- How-To: Build a Motorcycle
- All you need to know.
September 2007
- Pedometer
- I have such pretty eyes.
- More on the Shooting
- WTF, Koreans?
- When you willfully put yourself in harms way, is fearing for your safety still justification for killing?
- Superbad (2007)
- Rabbits and cabbage. Rabbits and cabbage. Rabbits and cabbage. Rabbits and cabbage.
- Gyrocopter (Stencil)
- Spook Country by William Gibson (2007)
- The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007)
- Tears before gametime.
- The Invasion (2007)
- What on Earth is going on at the World Cup?
- Lifted (2006)
- Square-eyed Kid (Stencil)
- Next (2007)
- Invisible Man (Stencil)
- Jules can bring the vengeance, even on ice.
August 2007
- The Wry Genius of Some Guy with a Sticker
- Rise (2007)
- The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
- Coming soon to a Photoshop plugin near you...
- Misspent Youth by Peter F. Hamilton (2002)
- Die Hard 4.0 (2007)
- Nothing says Modern like Computer ... Tape.
- Some days I'm all about the Bs.
- Startrek Nemesis? More like... A Big Ol' Pile of Crap, uh, Nemesis.
- Beware the mighty stache.
- To me, now, you are but filth.
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)
- Manufacturing Dissent (2007)
- Your pathetic human brain is obsessed with trifles.
July 2007
- The Wild Weird Wide World of Sushi
- 52 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Spoilers. (No spoilers in text, only in video.)
- Beethoven's Hair (2005)
- No Mercy for the Rude (2006)
- Don't watch this video.
- ASUS Eee PC 701
- Eagle vs Shark (2006)
- Jesus Camp (2006)
- The Bridge (2006)
- Vacancy (2007)
- Dnevnoy dozor (2006) (aka Day watch)
- diePhone
- Helvetica (2007)
- Channeling Jackie
- Glorious Defeat
June 2007
- Real Fake Skiing
- Spore delayed again.
- Safari comes in from the cold
- Happy Birthday Dylzno!
- My Happy Tree Friend
- Pirates... Forever. And ever.
- My Lovely Early Morning City
May 2007
- Crazy Mofo Retriever
- Great ad for a bad thing.
- A Veritable Tsunami Of Doggies.
- 28 Weeks Later
- Emo-Man 3 : The Emo Dances
- Guitar Hero before my morning coffee? I couldn't possibly...
April 2007
- Dawn Service
- Wedding.
- Your Favourite Ever No Video Video. (I bet.)
- The Monkey is Unlucky/Lucky.
- The End of The Monkey.
- I'm getting exactly what I don't want.
- Tedious but effective, and perhaps a little disturbing right at the end there.
March 2007
February 2007
January 2007
- Raglan
- The Morgan Project
- I like curry, just not that curry.
- Bodysurf to your doom!
- Summer time...
- Heroes
- No business is good business.
- Happy new year.
October 2006
- Something's got to live!
- Super Hiro!
- Armageddon outta here...
- A change is as good as a holiday. I hope.
September 2006
August 2006
- A Fish & Chips Games Night.
- A Chinese Food Birthday.
- Our Sugar Evening.
- Our Weekend of Laura's Birthday (aka, Our Weekend of No Skiing)
- Our Weekend of Onemana
- We interrupt this transmission...
- Satya (K Rd)
- Our food weekend.
- The end of an era.
July 2006
- Thank You for Smoking (2005)
- A Scanner Darkly (2006)
- Animation Now! (2006)
- This film is not yet rated. (2006)
- Super Captain Jack Returns
- The Great Blend and such...
- Broadcast this!
June 2006
May 2006
- It's hard for haters to stop hating.
- Hot & Wet
- Vegetable Tart
- Apple & Boysenberry Crumble
- Terrorists! In the kitchen!
- More tease, vicar?
April 2006
March 2006
- You should buy my car.
- Our Long Weekend of Christchurch
- Not bad considering I don't even know what this 8th Grade thing they mention is.
February 2006
- I know the hair makes you look different, but, didn't you used to be more gold coloured?
- My ricey lunch.
- The One with the Birthday
- The cheese makerer
- My lovely city.
January 2006
- Pie sandwich and other fooding tricks.
- I'm a better cook than you are.
- Let them eat cake.
- A weekend with friends.
- Listless.
- Sorry, how much?
- Panda hippo gnu deer!
December 2005
- Post-Christmas Wrap-up.
- Upgrade.
- Noodles.
- Not to scale.
- The end of The Monkey.
- Bad noodles.
- Moving on out.
- Noodles? Again?
November 2005
- Noodles.
- Tagging is NOT street art.
- Oopsie.
- World famous in New Zealand.
- National Radio vs. The Monkey
- Things and things and stuff.
- Maggi Noodle Temptations - Sesame Chicken
October 2005
- It's a trap!
- Writerly things.
- Painterly things.
- The hit and run driver has "come forward."
- Battle of the sexists.
- Uh-oh, I'm in trouble again.
- Noodles, again.
- Labour Weekend.
- Chow Mein Soft Noodles...
- New noodles.
- Mustardy Hotdogs.
- More police; parents suddenly take a greater interest in road safety.
- The day after.
- Sometimes police action really sucks.
- The New, The Noodles, The Dodgeymansloski.
- The day the George stood still...
September 2005
- Press the button, no button's bad...
- Goodbye, Robert...
- All shorties, all day...
- Look, I'm playful, not angry...
- Election coverage, and results...
- Chicken dinners and electoral polls...
- New Zealand television on New Zealand television...
- International Carpentry Superstar
- Wellingtron...
- Grand Dragon Scumbag, Northern Region
August 2005
- Harvey Jackson has lost everything but his humanity.
- Bad Baby Names.
- Mean Spam.
- Skinky Friend.
- New Zealand Television, now with added fibre and political satire...
- Kungfu Hustle
- Cheats, damns cheats, and the damn cheating cheaters that draw them...
- One Thousand Identical Georges.
- Books, movies, and 'stolen' TV.
- Big Fun.
July 2005
- The biggest loser...
- Film festival frivolity.
- The rise and fall of Veronica Jacomb...
- An ejaculation of digital trivia...
- Touch your own void.
- Broccoli Souperstar...
- Lost Season 1 Finale, now with 100% more spoilers.
- In Which I Eat Skin.
- Diagnosis : Chronic Heart Disease
- War of the Worlds.
June 2005
- Nausea in a Blanket.
- Ginger Bucket.
- Batman finally begins to kick some ass.
- A murder has been done.
- Disturbing.
- Eddie is nursing George back to health.
- I think I may have killified George. With love.
- Scammer 'Hygienist'.
- Instant Justice.
- It's crap movie time!
- Stargate Atlantis Geekathon.
- Clarification.
- Disappointment Plus.
- Toofypegs.
- Making Ong-bak Readable.
May 2005
April 2005
- Too? Much? Beer?
- Speight's Distinction.
- James Boag's Premium
- Speight's Gold Medal Ale
- Heavin' 'n 'eel.
- Don't Dis My City.
- Pork & Roses.
- Water is only life support if you're a fish.
March 2005
- Marston's Owd Rodger
- Singapore, reprazent!
- I demand to live!
- Eddie. For Claire, mostly.
- Lion Pils
- The Hottest Ever HotPoliceAction - Language Warning.
- The Hottest Ever HotPoliceAction, a.k.a. Men With Guns.
- Clairport.
February 2005
- Drunken. Happy/Sad.
- Fare thee well.
- Happy Birthentines Day.
- Kitty Pix.
- Fine isn't good.
- The king of the world.
- The Biggest Head.
- Tiger Lager
January 2005
- Super Romantic pre-Valentines Day Poem.
- Trail Running Insanity.
- Something new, everyday.
- Shiny, and white.
- Ghey old Anthony Bumb.
December 2004
- Marston's Oyster Stout
- This happy life.
- The Unwashed Christmasses
- Thank you Lord for giving us this day our daily bread, Ramen.
- I might well be a liar, but Liv Tyler is a big load of goat anus.
- Robert 'Stick' Rakete
- Blinkenlights.
- The incredible fastness of nerd.
- Braaaiiiinnns!
November 2004
October 2004
September 2004
- Citizens and White People, Now!
- Shiny Dog Skinned Jackboots.
- Hooookup!
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the Spumante.
August 2004
- Somac, not Soma.
- More a wagon than an SUV, really.
- Move on, lady.
- The Bruce, the Bad, and the Ugly.
- Plummet to your doom!
- Rincebonce End.
- Ski Trip!
July 2004
June 2004
- All Wagons, all the time.
- A nice playing doggy, and old photos of Vanuatu.
- As close to snow as we get.
- Car talk.
- Some multiple of two fingers.
May 2004
April 2004
March 2004
- Sequel mania.
- Shattered.
- Can't we all just get along?
- The other George, not that one, the other other one.
- Homos are people too, you know.
- Erdinger Dark. Also another bad movie.
February 2004
January 2004
- Seeyer.
- Corona Extra
- Wells Bombardier English Premium Bitter
- Big. Red. Balls.
- Hot BBQ Action
- Happy New Year!
December 2003
- In which I break my neck.
- Pre-Christmas Dinner, Drinks.
- Lord of the Rings : Return of the King -- (Spurious Review.)
November 2003
October 2003
September 2003
August 2003
July 2003
- Bad! You! You!
- I take off my robe and wizard hat...
- I've got the painters in.
- People suck. Review your food.
- Chocolate Fudge Brownies. Awww yeah.
- Frost.
- Hang about, just a sec.
- Volcano High
- I'm not kidding.
- Painting id an expression of my ego.
- The goodness of my city. *kisses Auckland*
May 2003
- The Matrix : Reloaded
- The Animatrix
- I'm not fooled by your pathetic explainations.
- My weird sleeping brain.
- Expert timing.
- He has big ears, so perhaps it matters.
- My Restaurants Thing.
- Dhan. Bodrum.
- Village of the damned. (Not the movie.)
- A tidal surge of photomagography.
- My little princess.
April 2003
- X-Men 2
- Bill Bailey
- Raglan kayak action.
- Softcocks in the surf.
- Raglan
- Wouldn't wanna be ya.
- Ski jump in the park.
- Honestly.
- The unbearable darkness of darkness.
March 2003
- L&P
- The Baker Monkey will rock your world, just as soon as he gets his shiznit together.
- Famous First Words.
- The Sproullster.
- Soreness.
- Moro Islamic Liberation Front. (a.k.a. MILF.)
- Kick my ass, please.
- McDonald's is for the dogs.
February 2003
- Bethells. Bodysurfing. Bluebottles. BBQ. Better big bangs.
- Trickstar Deluxe.
- Coming right up...
- The cock is blocked.
- Chur.
- In which I'm older than I was. But isn't that always true?
- Lounge dog.
- They might have been the best years of your life...
- Cheese toasties reprazent!
January 2003
December 2002
November 2002
- DB Double Brown
- Hemp Beer Premium Lager
- Grey Lynn Park Festival
- Pate & Crackers
- Kulmbacher Premium Pils
- Cheese Toasties.
- Victoria Bitter
- Fridge Poet.
- Photo gallery tidy up.
- Our nice dog.
- Bethels Lake
- BBQ Time. Set all dogs to auto-hump!
- Kiddy fiddler.
October 2002
- Sleeping dogs.
- Our tiny little boy what are bad.
- One of the problems with being so outrageously intelligent is holding two or more apparently contradictory positions on a single issue.
- Newton MessagePad
- I'b god a coub id be dose...
- It's the magic number.
September 2002
- The biggest ouch.
- Word of the day 2.
- Word of the day 1.
- Ouch.
- Food and drink.
- Vanilla Coke.
- Further to that.
- George loves the coke.
- Awwwwww yeah.
- Au revoir.
- The back! It hurts!
- Grading.
- Hypocrisy.
- World's highest George.
- Moving in, moving out.
- Corrections. To my spine.
August 2002
- Puppy puke.
- K Rd. Yakitori. Street art.
- The pelvis of love.
- Jay Lagaia in my bed, last night. Sort of.
- Bye, Dylan.
- Chocolate Chip Cookies.
- Movin' on out.
- Absolute Henry.
- New dog. Old computer.
- Our State Broadcaster.
- New dog, new tricks.
- Soggy pizza, boxes.
- Vector Shoe Gnomes
- The magical shoe line.
- Panoramas. Cardboard.
- All the shoes you can eat!
- I'm going to make a killing!
July 2002
- Polidrinks.
- Snowboard Trip.
- Ready to rock!
- Special votes for special people.
- George takes a shot for the team.
- The fabulous famousness of my girlfriend.
- I'm such a dog person.
- Bon apetite!
- Bloggercode.
- A new beginning.
- I bet it isn't.
- Skatermonkey.
- Men In Black 2. Scooby Doo.
- R.I.P. Dear Fish.
- Answer me, mother!
- Dumb search terms.
- It might just be a coincidence.
- n00b skater
- George's new website.
- Skateboard.
- Close enough is close enough, as long as you're still young.
- Introducing our new puppy...
- Guess who!
- PUPPY!!!
June 2002
- Minority Report
- E.R. for realz.
- My b0rken f1ng3r.
- I'll be jackhammering your head off, shortly.
- The (tired/good)life.
- Webcam?
- Street Art.
- Spider Man
- He's a pupular boy, after all.
- Mmmmm, beeeer. *gurgle*
- Beer.
- Stereotypes realised.
- Kronenbourg 1664
May 2002
- PHP
- Sapporo
- Kingfisher
- The Baker Monkey.
- Foster's Lager
- Burner.
- Restaurants thing.
- Tui East India Pale Ale
- Hook a brother up!
- Eku 28
- I'd better not say what I think they deserve.
- Star Wars Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones.
- You know who you is.
- It's a close call, but...
- Force Powers!
- Bloody upgrades, eh?
- CheapAss DishScraper 2000
- My good Nigerian friend.
- Boring night out.
- Heineken
- Half-arsed fuck-up of a job.
- Panic Room
- Ningunos Skateboards.
- Joke? Me?
April 2002
- A walk into the city...
- Thanks guys. :)
- The Cuzzies.
- Red Stripe Jamaica Lager
- R.I.P. Honourable Fishiesan.
- Hot Police Action!
- Weird dreams.
- Please?
- Oh, and by the way...
- My generous Nigerian friends.
- Jever Pilsener
- My little toy car...
- Grading.
- Flatwarming.
March 2002
- Roadtrip photo galleries.
- Sweet home.
- On the road again...
- Uncle Bill's Wedding.
- Over to Palmerston North, then out to Castle Point.
- A quick swim in the Mangatainoka up at Putara.
- Road Trip!
- Anticipation, preparation.
- Indecision 2002.
- ... ?
- Take responsibility for your damn self, please.
- A fun thing.
- Too much thoughts for such a small head!
- Me, all hot and wet and naked.
February 2002
- My baby in oils.
- Party at Sproull's place...
- Mother buskers.
- Fush and chups.
- This shiznit is the shiznit.
- Turns out what he hunts ain't wabbits...
- Pretzel disorder.
- Pimp'n.
- New stuff.
- Moonbat.
- Secret flowers guy.
- Sunflowers = my favourite.
- The fish naming game.
- Living dangerously.
- Another great day.
- Birthday photos.
- Happy birthday to me!
- Numb3rs.
- This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.
