Some of my favourites from the last little while.

Polish Lotto. (Long slow intake of breath, awkward silence.)

“add sequence: Oyster.” (From Tim & Eric.)

Give me a fucking beer. (Splay, squeek.)

Slow start, and definitely cheesy, but that moment (you’ll see which one) is like magic.

Helicopter barrel rolls.

Crazy sales video for a huge friggin’ sword. Love the way the presenter/sales guy is talking about this great sword as if you actually need one to defend your house. “No one is going to be able to take advantage of you when you have a greatsword in your house.” Because they’ll be able to see you’re a complete lunatic from a distance of hundreds of yards.

Bonus from the same company, a fucking WAR HAMMER. Who buys these things? “There’s no resisting the spike.”

Beautifully cut ‘Star Wars vs Star Trek’ short. Masterful. I love how smug Picard is. “Lasers?” [Drinks juice.]