Rip Torn was so drunk he unwittingly trained a dolphin to kill the President of the United States.

Published February 2, 2010 by Morgan Nichol | Comment (0)

Film Drunk has been covering the developing story of Rip Torn, who was found by police wandering in a bank (which he’d broken into) drunk & incoherent, with a gun. It turns out alcoholism is hilarious.

Big deal, it’s not like he was driving.  He was just breaking into a bank with his gun and happened to have a few drinks first.  He even took his shoes off.  Jeez, I thought this was America.

Read more on Film Drunk - Awesome Rip Torn Update: He Thought The Bank Was His House

 
 
     
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