I can’t always be bothered making a decent dinner, here is a prime example. Three eggs boiled, season well with a few good grinds of salt and pepper, a heavy coating of sweet chilli sauce, and a big dollop of sour cream. Serve with a salad served in a stein, made of beer, lemonade, and a double shot of jager.

(That’s right, a jager shandy. Don’t knock it until you try it.)