I’ve never even been to Dargaville, officer.

Baldy crim.

If anyone can provide me with an alibi for the nights of July 29th and August 11th, I have reason to believe I’ll have a great deal of cash on hand to make it worth your while on the morning of August 12th.

  • http://www.melnourished.com Mel

    I knew it – saw the picture and just knew it!

    Also what’s with the ugly jumper?
    Is it no longer considered a crime unless you wear ugly jumpers?

  • http://www.secret-passage.com Robyn

    Of course that’s not you. On the night in question, you were at the Lower Hutt Loaded Hog, getting munted.

  • mother

    You were having dinner with your mother on the night in question. Weren’t you. PS the jersey has been destroyed.

 
 
     
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