A friend in need’s a friend indeed.

Published July 14, 2009 by Morgan Nichol | Comments (4)

A friend with weed is better. Mark didn’t have any weed, but he did have a broken down car.

While he called the AA, I went and got a kebab.

It's a kebab of helpfulness. I'm pretty sure.

It's a kebab of helpfulness. I'm pretty sure.

Then I took a piss on this wall.

A piss of helpfulness.

A piss of helpfulness.

Then I helped the AA guy by standing around in front of him, eating my kebab and taking dozens of photos of myself.

A standing around taking photos of yourself helpfulness. The best kind. I'm a pro.

A standing around taking photos of yourself of helpfulness. The best kind. I'm such a pro it hurts.

I was a big help.

(A friend with breasts and all the rest, a friend who’s dressed in leather.)

  • http://www.secret-passage.com Robyn

    I find the morgan-kebab-mouf.jpg more offensive than the pornalike.

  • http://www.the-monkey.net The Morgan

    It was so good.

  • http://www.melnourished.com Mel

    Well what I got from that was a kebab craving and a song stuck in my head.

    Some friend you are!

  • http://www.morgannichol.com The Morgan

    It’s a good song, I can think of worse things. :)

 
 
     
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