HobokenSandwich is a simple man with simple needs. Gimme a grilled chicken sandwich, four whores, some coke, a big bag of weed and some firecrackers and I am perfectly content.

I think we can probably all relate to that.

(From the HobokenSandwich blog, which I found after HobokenSandwich followed me on twitter. I couldn’t understand why he was tweeting alternately about sandwiches and birth control pills. Now I know.)