It’s a horrible, tragic story – but I don’t want to talk about that, I want to talk about the strange location that events unfolded “Turangi with a stab wound”, somewhere I’d never previously heard of.

Initially I thought this was just the NZHerald’s underpaid monkeys failing at even the most basic of writing tests, but it turns out I just don’t know my geography, as even Google Maps agrees with the Herald’s writers that this is a location in the Central North Island.

Bloody Herald. Pay more and get some better writers pleeeeeease.