Quick Drink, Stop, Stop, Stop, Don’t Do It, Don’t Do It, Don’t Do It

Are you ready to have your mind blown wide open?

  • http://twoseven.co.nz Dan

    You, sir, are awesome.

  • Egon Ronay

    “The volume of the human stomach varies depending on the person. Generally, human stomachs have a volume about one liter, which is a little more than one quart. Since the stomach has the ability to expand, it can hold much more food. The human stomach can be distended up to four liters, which is more than one gallon. Imagine your stomach to be an empty one-gallon milk carton. There is plenty room for food! So the next time you go out to an “all you can eat” restaurant, remember that there is actually more room that you think that is available in your stomach. But honestly, stuffing oneself to the limit is not very safe or healthy. Don’t abuse your stomach because you will need it for quite a long time.” (http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2000/JonathanCheng.shtml)

  • Egon Ronay

    Munster are dickheads

  • http://www.melnourished.com Mel

    I spend a great deal of time (and money) trying to make myself not feel sick. I knew my opposite had to be out there somewhere – and apparently, not as far away as I thought!

  • http://www.the-monkey.net The Morgan, Hero

    Unfortunately I have a little plan for another painful video, so you have no idea how close to the bone you are. Let’s see though eh? XD

  • Dylan

    You know, my father related a story to me of him drinking a large amount of cold milk and then passing out… Something about blood rushing to his stomach. Although I think it was more likely he just didn’t want me to drink all the milk.

    Mind you, he also passes out easily. Claims he passed out the other day when he power drilled through his hand.

  • http://www.the-monkey.net Morgan

    I did feel light headed right afterwards.

    And, it’s funny you should mention drilling through your hand, as I’ve got a little something along those lines planned for a future Show.

 
 
     
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