“What’s the matter with the beer we got? I mean, the beer we got drink pretty good, don’t it? I ain’t never heard nobody complain about the, uh, beer we have. It drink pretty goooood. Budweiser. What’s the names of some of them other beers?…”

Brilliant stuff. I don’t understand how we (as humans, obviously I’m not an American) can allow ourselves to be encumbered with such ludicrous restrictions.

What right do you have to say how much alcohol I can have in my beer? The same right I have to tell you how much time you can spend sitting in church. Which is to say: None at all, because what each of us does as we go about enjoying our peaceful lives, does not affect the other.