I’ve just been reliably informed that Coca Cola will very shortly be releasing everyone’s favourite 1980s bevvy: Mellow Yello. So if you’re jonesing for a little bit of summery 80s refreshment reminiscing, you’ll join me in tipping up a few. It would be even more complete if enjoyed while lying on the grass at Pt Erin eating a tomato sauce englommed greasy battered and deep fried sausage on a stick, all the while getting a real good burn on ‘cos you’re slathered up with coconut smelling goop that has a negative SPF rating. A few quick turns on the big roundabout, then it would be time for some depth charges from the highdive board.
Bombing: it’s not just for terrorists anymore!

